By Chris Oddo | Friday, April 25, 2014
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care--it's time for tweets of the week!
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Novak's gonna have a baby, Germans drinking Dutch beer in Australia, and Venus hoopin' it up. Pssst! It's all in the tweets of the week...
1. 2032: Grand Slam or bust!
2. Venus, you had us at hoopin'.
3. No Germans in the Stuttgart Qfs? I'd say the struggle is real...
4. How about you ask Redfoo, Vika? He would surely have the answer to this question.
5. Wave your towel in the air like you just don't care. But do not--I repeat DO NOT!--knock over the water bottles.
6. These are the halcyon days that Stan Wawrinka will always look back upon fondly. Picture him 40 years from now curling up with a book and his smoking pipe, in his slippers, somewhere in the Swiss mountains, going, "ahhhhhhh 2014 was a good year."
7. An elated German team drinking Dutch beer in Australia while dreaming of the Czech Republic. Tennis—and Fed Cup—truly is a global game.
8. Trivia question: Name the only 17-time Grand Slam champion who dined on Coco Puffs when she was too tired to go out.
9. Comparing the Porsche Grand Prix quarterfinals to World War II? Sure, why not?
10. The baby won't need a pacifier because he'll be sucking on his toes...
11. (Because this one goes to 11): Cute, funny and a little bit scary. Yup, sounds like Sveta!