By Chris Oddo | Friday, March 28, 2014
Roger Federer is regal. He's glamorous. He's--what?--covered in bird poop? This and more in tweets of the week.
Photo Source: Christopher Levy
Tomas Berdych water-skiing to practice, Maria Sharapova as Charlie Brown, wise cracks, and the usual Twitter snark--it's the Tweets of the Week from Miami...
1. Ah, the tennis circle of life. Ain't it a beautiful thing?
2. Here's one for you armchair statisticians. Roger Federer is 0-1 on days when birds poop on him. How do you explain that?
3. Somebody call the cops, Ivan has been shot, and he's SMILING about it...
4. If this was true, it would be soooooo cool.
5. And Dr. Ivo walks like a redwood.
6. Oh, no Ivan's gone and Andy's reverting to his self-mutilation thing. This could get ugly.
7. If Aga smashes a racquet in Miami and only one person photographs it, did it ever really happen?
8. Only one player has the courage to do it, and his name is E-R-N-E-S-T-S.
9. This is just too weird. Stop it with these mashups already, we're starting to have nightmares.
10. Poor Bernard. Poor Sloane. They know we love them, don't they?
11. (Because this one goes to 11): Yes, thank you, that explains everything.