In response to Rodman's blog post about Maria Sharapova.

Ball boy pisses himself, delays match at Australian Open

Melzer went down in 5 sets against Serra last night so we're out of the men's draw. Bondarenko came through for us so we'll pick Kleybanova to win her match today.

Marquee night matches around the grounds

Gone is the fire that fueled Sharapova's serves and focused eyes of 2008. Her lackluster performance was a clear indication of a waning competitive spirit.

Peculiar weather in Melbourne means both our day one picks have yet to play but we’ll forge on ahead and pick Shahar Peer and Lleyton Hewitt to win their matches today.

The stuff that never gets shown on TV.

Day one picks:

We'll take A. Bondarenko & J. Melzer to win their matches today